Category: Album Reviews

  • Apoptygma Berzerk – Harmonizer

    Ingredients:
    2 cups Scooter brand happy hardcore techno
    1 cup Aqua brand bubble-gum pop
    1 cup granulated white sugar
    caramel sauce, heated

    1. In a blender, combine Scooter, Aqua and sugar. Blend on
      HIGH for sixty-nine minutes and forty-three seconds. Chill in
      the fridge for thirty minutes.
    2. Strain mixture through a sieve to remove anything of
      substance. Set aside any lumps, as these can be used for
      an upcoming Assemblage 23 album.
    3. Pour the strained mix into a CD jewel case and return to
      the fridge. Chill overnight to set.
    4. Remove from the fridge and cut into wedges. Garnish
      with hot caramel sauce and horrible, painfully badly
      delivered lyrics. Wait for teeth to rot, followed by bleeding
      ears.
      Serves 4 – 6 – chris parasyte

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  • Neuroticfish – Sushi

    EBM IS DEAD! Or at least, so claims Neuroticfish in the
    liner notes to the CD ‘Sushi’. Which makes me wonder,
    what is this if it isn’t EBM? And what the heck does the
    name ‘Neuroticfish’ mean anyway?
    Essentially a collection of re-mixes, B-sides and unreleased
    material, ‘Sushi’ is thirteen tracks of dance-floor-friendly
    futurepop goodness. The collection features four different
    remixes of Neuroticfish’s prominent single ‘Wake Me
    Up!’, which are varied enough in their sound to ward off
    sounding stale and boring the listener. Each remix has a
    different sound to it, and if not for the vocal track you
    wouldn’t know they came from the same song. A pleasant
    surprise, seeing as most CD’s with more than two re-mixes
    of the same song end up being a chore to listen to (‘Head
    Like A Hole’ 10 track maxi single, anyone?). Considering
    that Neuroticfish produced or co-produced most of the
    remixes, it’s surprising to see so much variation in the
    sound. Refreshing in a time when every remix of every
    band’s song sounds like VNV Nation reject material. Also
    included are two different versions of ‘Velocity’, the best
    song you’ve danced to at the club without even knowing
    what it is.
    The best song on the collection is ‘Neurocaine’.
    Reminiscent of the days when New Order were worth
    listening to, the song has a definite early 80’s new
    wave feel to it, especially in the deceptively simplistic
    sounding synthesized drum track and retro-sounding
    arpeggiation. ‘Neurocaine’ is the song you wish your
    favorite 80’s new wave group would record with today’s
    technology, if they weren’t too busy writing their new
    acoustic indy rock or emo album.
    Neuroticfish will appeal to the fans of bands riding the new
    wave of new wave like Mesh, Beborn Beton and Seabound,
    as well as current future-pop stars such as Icon of Coil and
    VNV Nation. The sound on ‘Sushi’ is pretty tight and
    coherent, well-produced futurepop that you won’t want to sit
    still and listen to. These songs demand to be danced to.
    Even the previously unreleased demo track ‘Rotten’ holds
    up pretty well against other music in the scene today. It’s
    surprisingly well-produced and competently composed,
    though compared to the other songs on ‘Sushi’ it has a
    more stripped down, borderline industrial feel to it.
    Normally hesitant to recommend ‘remixes and B- sides’
    collections, I have to give ‘Sushi’ its due and advise you to
    give it a listen. It has a strong, consistent sound throughout,
    with enough variation to stave off boredom and keep you
    listening. – chris parasyte

  • Midnight Syndicate – Realm of Shadows

    Realm of Shadows is Midnight Syndicate’s second full length
    release. The band that makes soundtracks for
    movies that do not exist have managed to pull off another
    creepy, pseudo-Beethoven from hell experience in a jewel
    case.
    This twenty-one track Halloweenesque experience from
    Entity Productions invites you to “Venture to the Realm of
    Shadows where restless spirits arise from unknown
    depths to wander the shores of night”. Galvin Gozka and
    Edward Douglas create some very interesting (cheesy in
    some parts) tracks and my only real issue is with the short
    lengths of each track – the longest is five minutes. If you
    are into background tunes, Halloween parties, or making
    b-rated horror movies, you should already be on your way
    to get this.
    Personally I enjoy it whenever I listen to it, but it’s the sort
    of CD that can only be taken in small doses. I would not
    recommend placing it on repeat – it will get irritating
    around hour four. – Azriel J. Knight

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  • Karl Mohr – The End of the Line

    Karl Mohr’s ‘The End of the Line’ suffers from a malady that
    strikes too many albums. There is one really killer song on
    the album, and then it falls flat. The opening song on the
    CD, “Unidentified Flying Object” is a great song, with driving
    chuggy guitars and dirgey drums leading the way backed by
    well timed and nicely produced electronics. There is also a
    German language version of the song here to close out the
    CD, “AuBerirdisches Wesen, UFO”. It is an interesting way
    to bring together the songs on the CD as an album. Many
    bands have tried in the past to use the same keyboard line
    or guitar riff in a number of songs to give their album a
    cohesive theme and sound, and it works on albums like
    Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ and ‘The Downward Spiral’ by Nine
    Inch Nails. Recording the same song in another language is
    an intriguing idea, and it works well here, if only for the
    break the second version of the track provides from the rest
    of the CD.
    The following songs are a strange mix of experimental
    electronic instrumentals and poetry. In a way, ‘The End of
    the Line’ reminds me of Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’, only much
    more abstract and without the feeling of a cohesive concept
    album. Some of the songs almost sound like pop songs,
    such as “Kleines Feuerstuckchen”, though I really have no
    idea what the song is about since I don’t speak German.
    “Have You Seen My Rabbit?” stands out as a depressive
    lullaby for Pugsley and Wednesday Addams. “Can Your
    Remains Be Buried With Mine?”, which I assume to be the
    ballad on the album, is more depressing than any song I
    have ever heard, despite the circus-themed musical
    instrumental in the middle of the song. It sounds like a
    musical lobotomy, only with less energy.
    “The End of the Line” is one of the strangest albums I
    have ever listened to. Between the two versions of
    “Unidentified Flying Object”, it’s just too slow and
    depressing for my tastes. Don’t get me wrong, some of the
    songs are not too bad. “Blown Away” is a pretty decent
    song, with a bit of a Mazzy Star-esque shoe gazing quality
    to it. It offers a bit of a break from the rest of the CD’s
    depressive electro-goth dirge, as does “Rock and Roll
    Robot” – a fairly good electronic track in the same vein as
    Daft Punk’s ‘Homework’ album. Still, on this CD the bad
    outweighs the good by at least a few pounds. – chris parasyte

  • Lycia – Tripping Back Into The Broken Days

    When I gave away my Metallica CD’s and traded them in for
    more underground gothic music a few years back, one of
    the bands that I fell for, and just could not get enough of,
    was a band called Lycia. Arguably the first darkwave band
    in existence, since the head of the label they are cradled
    under coined the term, that man is Sam Rosenthal, that
    label is Projekt.
    A couple years ago Lycia called it quits, a project
    blossomed from the confusing year of 1988 when goth was
    in one of it’s many transitions. But Lycia was not gone for
    good, for they have released a new album, entitled “Tripping
    Back Into the Broken days” and yes, the rest of this text is
    on that album, so read on my friends, and learn all about
    the continuation of this legend.
    For those of you who are familiar with Lycia’s older material,
    you are in for quite a treat. Lycia has boiled their music
    down to the basics, and discovered the power in simplicity.
    All tracks consisting of acoustic guitars with ambient
    backing and ethereal vocals from both Mike and Tara
    Vanportfleet. Our opener is also our title track, TBITBD
    sounds very much like a welcome back message, this was
    my impression when the CD first spun in my hard drive.
    Every track thereafter has intense feeling, melody and
    meaning. Most songs deal with the artists battle with illness
    and sometimes poverty, something many of us can relate
    to. This isn’t some bullshit like the Backstreet Boys whining
    about loneliness – this is genuine.
    Some of the most memorable tracks include Fades Down
    Far, It’s Okay to be Small, and the title track, Tripping Back
    into the Broken Days.
    This music has a feeling of being ageless, therefore I
    believe nearly anyone can, and will, enjoy it. – Azriel J. Knight

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  • Absurd Minds – Deception

    Project Pitchfork’s latest offering is a pretty decent album
    called Deception. It sounds pretty much par for the course
    for Project Pitchfork, and fans of the band shouldn’t be let
    down. The music is pretty well written, as usual, with the
    signature sound fans of the band have come to know and
    love over the past decade or so. Peter Spilles’ vocals are a
    bit rougher on Deception than on other Project Pitchfork
    albums such as Eon:Eon or Chakra: Red!, delivered with a
    bit of an aggressive growl this time around.
    Oh, sorry, wait a second. Now that I take a closer look, I can
    see that this isn’t Project Pitchfork at all. It’s the N*Sync to
    Pitchfork’s Backstreet – Absurd Minds. Listen to this album
    and you’ll see how I could get the two confused.
    All kidding aside, Deception is a good album. Sure, it
    sounds like it was pieced together from the loose bits of
    tape lying around on Peter Spilles’ studio cutting room floor,
    but it’s pieced together very well and is an enjoyable album
    all around. – chris parasyte

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  • Emperor – Prometheus

    Sadly, this is the final release by this great band – and what
    a farewell it is. They’ve managed to one-up every other
    black metal band with this release,
    Prometheus captures the best of their previous works while
    making progressions in style, technicality and ferocity. The
    production is great, showcasing all the musical elements. I
    wasn’t aware before of how good a drummer Trym is, his
    playing is unbelievable, blasting away into emptiness. As
    usual the guitar playing is amazing straying from brutal
    black/death metal riffage to some prog/jazz elements. Wow!
    Brutality and melody intertwined with symphonic guitar
    orchestrations equally perplexing and entrancing, what a
    fitting end to a brilliant career. All hail Emperor! Greg Manz

  • Devin Townsend – Terria

    Yep, Devin’s done it all, from singing for Steve Vai to
    playing guitar for Front Line Assembly, and so on and so
    forth, so I’m gunna shut up because everyone knows
    about all that shyte already. This is the newest release
    under his own record label, recording along with
    drummer Gene Hoglen, who has continued to work with
    Devin since the production of the Strapping Young Lad
    album ‘City’. This album doesn’t sound nearly as
    drowney as Physicist, nor as popish as Infinity. But like
    most of the other recording, it does have its lame
    moments.
    Most recommended tracks would be Earth Day and the
    Fluke (despite that it sounds punky in the beginning). – Brooke Chaisson

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  • MortIIs – The Smell of Rain

    “What the fuck?”
    It’s a pretty common reaction to Mortiis, both visually and
    musically. In the past, any time I’ve played Mortiis’ music for
    a friend or shown them a picture or his web site, the
    response has usually been something along the lines of a
    baffled look of confusion or revulsion.
    Mortiis is a weird guy. He looks like a demonic elf, with long
    prosthetic pointy ears, a hooked nose, heavy makeup and a
    wardrobe that makes KISS look like Weezer. On past
    albums, such as ‘Crypt of the Wizard’ or ‘Keiser av en
    Dimension Ukjent’ (which loosely translated means
    ‘Emperor of a Dimension Unknown’), his music was nothing
    short of epic instrumental. Mortiis produced soundtracks for
    slaying orcs in a darker world (or at least a Playstation
    RPG).
    Then, with ‘The Smell of Rain’, something changed. Gone
    are the long instrumentals. Gone is the sense of epic
    adventure and consequence. Gone is the enveloping feeling
    of the fantastic the music of Mortiis once instilled.
    We’ve entered Mortiis: Era 2.
    ‘The Smell of Rain’ starts like any other Mortiis album could
    be expected to start – the opening track, “Parasite God”,
    begins as a strange sounding electronic keyboard line with
    a dark tone to it plays a somber tune. Twenty-two seconds
    later, the bass drum kicks in, and Mortiis fans say “What the
    fuck?” At 1:27, Mortiis fans realize why he’s never put vocal
    tracks on his albums before. Mortiis really can not sing very
    well at all.
    Yet his staccato vocal delivery style seems to fit with the
    music on this album, which is a strange mix of Mortiis’ own
    brand of electronic opus and Sisters of Mercy influenced
    goth rock. While the music on this album is unlike anything
    Mortiis has ever really done before, with his solo projects
    or during his days with black metal band Emperor, ‘The
    Smell of Rain’ is actually a pretty decent album musically.
    The vocals are, perhaps fortunately, recorded at a rather
    low level in the mix on most of the songs. Not only is
    Mortiis a poor singer, he’s also not a great songwriter by
    any stretch. There are some pretty awful lyrics on here,
    more or less reminiscent of some of the early bootleg Nine
    Inch Nails demos.
    When you look at the list of artists Mortiis thanks for
    inspiration this time around (including Nine Inch Nails,
    Enigma, Moby, Vangelis, horrible 80’s synth pop, Rob
    Zombie, Tool, KMFDM, The Sisters of Mercy and many
    more), it’s almost understandable why this album sounds
    the way it does. Key word: “almost”. How any artist can
    make a departure like this from their old style of music is
    never easy to understand, unless they’re going after Top
    40 rotation like Apoptygma Berzerk seems to be doing.
    ‘The Smell of Rain’ is not going to hit mainstream radio
    charts, and Mortiis won’t be on MTV any time soon. It is a
    pretty decent album, despite its campy lyrics and almost
    schizophrenic musical composition. Fans of industrial,
    darkwave, goth rock and dark synth pop will all be able to
    find something on this CD they can enjoy. – chris parasyte

  • Perdition – Nothing Else Remains

    Perdition is a band that hails from Toronto. Now I’m not
    really all that aware of how much this band is representative
    of the Toronto Goth/industrial scene but if we are to believe
    the bio and press kit that accompanied this release then
    they are apparently redefining it. Realistically Perdition can
    only lay claim to being a very mediocre goth/metal/EBM
    hybrid, ruling ruthlessly over maybe their apartment block at
    the very best.
    Over the years I’ve heard too many Goth bands to
    remember and the one thing I’ve learnt is that vocals make
    or break this kind of music. The female vocalist is touted as
    having taken vocal lessons (apparently opera training too).
    Well I’ll tell ya her teachers were very kind to encourage her
    to be a singer – kind to her but not to us. For the most part
    her vocals are the weakest part of this release. The lead
    vocalist is alright – he delivers an earnest performance while
    hitting enough notes to make it passable. I hate to harp on
    one thing but the female vocalist damn near ruins every
    song she sings on except maybe the song, “Narrow Eyes,”
    which musically is a nice little EBM-ish number, which if the
    vocals were better could do well in clubs.
    I could go on and on about what’s wrong with this CD,
    things like line noise at the end of songs, clunky drum
    programming, a cheesy metal guitar sound, some truly
    useless re-mixes and on and on and on…
    Despite all these negatives there are a few songs that I find
    myself going back to. First off there is, “Sorry,” which is a
    mid tempo Gothic rock tune with a good serpentine baseline
    and catchy chorus’ topped off with a crunchy ending.
    Next up is “Empty Promises”. It starts with a bludgeoning
    metal intro, then slides into Gothic metal dirge territory,
    which just builds and builds until – alas, she sings some
    backing bits. Oh well, I still like this song. Lastly there’s the
    best remix on the CD of the song, “I’m not the one,” this is a
    neat electro version of the original reminding me of mid-era
    Skinny Puppy. In summation, if you were to rate this CD by
    the percentage of good songs to bad it would be a 2.5 out of
    10, which is somewhat unfair, as it doesn’t represent this
    release as a whole – but it would be tempting to rate it that
    way. I guess nothing else remains to be said, sigh… – Greg Manz