Apoptygma Berzerk – Harmonizer

Issue 03

Ingredients:
2 cups Scooter brand happy hardcore techno
1 cup Aqua brand bubble-gum pop
1 cup granulated white sugar
caramel sauce, heated

1. In a blender, combine Scooter, Aqua and sugar. Blend on
   HIGH for sixty-nine minutes and forty-three seconds. Chill in
   the fridge for thirty minutes.
2. Strain mixture through a sieve to remove anything of
   substance. Set aside any lumps, as these can be used for
   an upcoming Assemblage 23 album.
3. Pour the strained mix into a CD jewel case and return to
   the fridge. Chill overnight to set.
4. Remove from the fridge and cut into wedges. Garnish
   with hot caramel sauce and horrible, painfully badly
   delivered lyrics. Wait for teeth to rot, followed by bleeding
   ears.
   Serves 4 – 6 – chris parasyte